Observations of the Universe

I was queing up in woollies, getting some essential stuff, toilet paper, detergent etc etc...

this guy infront of me, he was well-built. Biceps showing under his tight t-shirt. Skinny blue jeans with a red-striped nylon keychain hanging out from his back pocket. That however wasnt what which made me notice him in the first place.

This dude, bought a box of 12pack condoms, a bottle of petroleum jelly, a homebrand box of tissue and...



...a stapler...