More Splinters? Anyone?
These are...
"The First Steps Of Being an Unhappy Person"
1. OverhangOver Recipe
6 glasses of raw White Wine (doesnt matter which brand)
1/2 bottle (300ml) of smirnoff vodka
1 can of beer (extra, can do without if your weight is about 50kg)
do not drink any form of liquid other than those stated above (redbull, V drink included)
2. Purposely loose your phone the morning after doing step 1, so you cant call your friends for help. to really spice things up, loose your medibank card as well.
3. Have your exgf/bf tell you that he/she is going out with the person who is the very reason you guys broke up. do that at around 3am in a weekday morning, then you will feel so disgusted to go to sleep and stay awake all night.
4. listen and obey the saying "dont do what you like; like what you do"
5. (this one you really cant help it if it happens but...) get a brain freeze in your maths 2 paper.
6. be a malaysian and live in Australia since the exchange rate now is 2.9-1
7. Defend someone that everyone hates so everyone would flame you for your actions. (actually, this is fun =) )
8. get to engrossed in something and forget to eat..
9. Find out that you have spent 5000aud in the past 4 months, your debit card has bullet holes, and when you open your wallet, a moth flies out of it.
10. Drink redbull or V drink with an empty stomach.
11. play cah sou pao/circle of death/21, with coffee...very..thick...coffee...
12. have your skateboard bite you on the shin many times
13. have Jay whack your shin after that. (you will look like this XD)
14. ask about your HOI essay critirias AFTER you have handed in your essay itself.
15. wake up in dead in the morning to go to EAP classes...
16. ....and find out that class has been canceled..
17. read "The First Steps Of Being an Unhappy Person".
18. after bringing all the kinder buenos and cokes you want to buy to a 7-11 counter, remember point 6 and 9
19. see someone dressing up weirdly for the drama exam and remembered you havent memorised the lines yet.
20. open your apartment door and see your entire house is trashed by your dog, then think of what you couldve done to prevent it from happening ie; leashing your dog before going out but, nah, you are too lazy to do that..
21. exams are around the corner...
"The First Steps Of Being an Unhappy Person"
1. OverhangOver Recipe
6 glasses of raw White Wine (doesnt matter which brand)
1/2 bottle (300ml) of smirnoff vodka
1 can of beer (extra, can do without if your weight is about 50kg)
do not drink any form of liquid other than those stated above (redbull, V drink included)
2. Purposely loose your phone the morning after doing step 1, so you cant call your friends for help. to really spice things up, loose your medibank card as well.
3. Have your exgf/bf tell you that he/she is going out with the person who is the very reason you guys broke up. do that at around 3am in a weekday morning, then you will feel so disgusted to go to sleep and stay awake all night.
4. listen and obey the saying "dont do what you like; like what you do"
5. (this one you really cant help it if it happens but...) get a brain freeze in your maths 2 paper.
6. be a malaysian and live in Australia since the exchange rate now is 2.9-1
7. Defend someone that everyone hates so everyone would flame you for your actions. (actually, this is fun =) )
8. get to engrossed in something and forget to eat..
9. Find out that you have spent 5000aud in the past 4 months, your debit card has bullet holes, and when you open your wallet, a moth flies out of it.
10. Drink redbull or V drink with an empty stomach.
11. play cah sou pao/circle of death/21, with coffee...very..thick...coffee...
12. have your skateboard bite you on the shin many times
13. have Jay whack your shin after that. (you will look like this XD)
14. ask about your HOI essay critirias AFTER you have handed in your essay itself.
15. wake up in dead in the morning to go to EAP classes...
16. ....and find out that class has been canceled..
17. read "The First Steps Of Being an Unhappy Person".
18. after bringing all the kinder buenos and cokes you want to buy to a 7-11 counter, remember point 6 and 9
19. see someone dressing up weirdly for the drama exam and remembered you havent memorised the lines yet.
20. open your apartment door and see your entire house is trashed by your dog, then think of what you couldve done to prevent it from happening ie; leashing your dog before going out but, nah, you are too lazy to do that..
21. exams are around the corner...
posted by Killl_Roy at 5:13 AM
1 Comments:
not dat i really wanted to add another splinter to this already full list. havin sorted out what ur problems are is one good thing, the next step would be to act on it, so it doesn't get worse. to give u a tip, don't buy things from 7-11, their things are always overpriced n never reasonable. keep up the good work, cheers.
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