In Melbourne...
... crashing Choke/Ben/Steven's place, and its been awhile since i have met people like his house mates.
Them, living with a few chinese/hongkee people, kinda reminded me of the times when i stayed with a few mainland chinese back in 2006, or was it 2005.
First things first, they are not toilet trained, my dog Sabrina had better sense of where one can poop and where one cant. After they are done with their number twos and threes, the toilet bowl looked like as if it was recovering from a hangover, but not barfing and puking all over itself the night before. seriously, a 6year old kid would have made a less grotesque mess of himself/herself.
the floor around the toilet bowl sparkles with droplets of golden liquid, the white walls of the toilet bowl are lined with brown banners. How could they have missed by so much? i mean, i could piss with my eyes closed and i guarantee 100% of my discharge would land in the bowl. i guess i can put that in my resume because apparently, its a rare ability.
After taking a shower too, its like Katrina herself visited the bathroom floor. the water is so deep you could swim in it.
The jacuzzi tub. man, we all know it rinses of the dirt off your body when the streams and jets of water pound against your flesh. But, being courteous, i mean, its not YOUR tub right? so a sane person wouldve rinsed the walls clean.
But noooo, the tub is lined with dead skin fragments the size of jupiter. its disgusting, down right revolting, to see pieces of shit hanging off the white tub walls.
Next area of the house - The Kitchen
The kitchen is a sacred place, it's sanctity and holiness is highly regarded and sought after by people... like me!
but looking at the stove area, the sink, the "washed" cutlery and white goods, id rather dine in the aftermath of a medieval battlefield where walls of corpses are left to decompose.
and what makes thing worse is, they have the audacity to complain, to other house residents about Choke/Ben/Steven's mess, or their alleged mess they have made.
Its as if, they cut up some onions, some chili, some carrots, then washed and left the skin scraps in the sink, and merrily went their way, then come back for dinner (yes they cook every single meal and in between), and looked at all the onion, chili and carrot scraps and went "ewwwwwwW, look at the mess".
Cups stained with juices and milk and froth were left to collect moss and shrooms, who knows, maybe they could be harvested sometime later to be smoked or eaten. looking at the stuff they bin, im not surprised if they do.
anyway, this is just my brain diarhoeaing (cbf spelling), and if you think its disgusting of me to paint the walls of the internet brown of my shit, wait till you see their toilet AFTER its been used by these guys with crockscrew-shaped cocks and multi-crevice assholes.
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P/S: just managed to see The Incredible Hulk - the one with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. To sum up the whole show, its pretty bland, the plot progression is summarized right at the start of the movie during the preface.
The fight scenes reminded everyone (or at least those) who have seen Underworld, the one with the Lycan vs Vampire thing, what im trying to say is, its not original, its boring and not "incredible" at all.
HOWEVER (thankfully), snippets, or rather remnants of other shows which were not as unincredible made it into this film. The best thing was, they didnt leave it till AFTER the credits where we all had to sit and wait for the scrolling wall of text to go from the bottom of the page to the top of the screen.
I just hope that, with so much of this cross-textual and synergy of a few of these great films, the producers dont throw it all away in one mother-of-all lame movie where all the Marvel Heroes, namely Iron man (and now incredible hulk) in the Avenger Initiative, dont come together and fight some alien shit or Jedi's from galaxies far far away.
P/P/S: Hmmm, to my knowledge Batman was in the Justice League, but i also wished Tony Stark would appear at the end of the film to "recruit" Bruce Wayne. on that note, i hope the final Bang which Hollywood have done a good job putting the suspense and anticipation together would be about the differences between heroes aligned with Avenger Initiative/S.H.I.E.L.D and Justice League.
now THAT, would be Incredible to watch.
Them, living with a few chinese/hongkee people, kinda reminded me of the times when i stayed with a few mainland chinese back in 2006, or was it 2005.
First things first, they are not toilet trained, my dog Sabrina had better sense of where one can poop and where one cant. After they are done with their number twos and threes, the toilet bowl looked like as if it was recovering from a hangover, but not barfing and puking all over itself the night before. seriously, a 6year old kid would have made a less grotesque mess of himself/herself.
the floor around the toilet bowl sparkles with droplets of golden liquid, the white walls of the toilet bowl are lined with brown banners. How could they have missed by so much? i mean, i could piss with my eyes closed and i guarantee 100% of my discharge would land in the bowl. i guess i can put that in my resume because apparently, its a rare ability.
After taking a shower too, its like Katrina herself visited the bathroom floor. the water is so deep you could swim in it.
The jacuzzi tub. man, we all know it rinses of the dirt off your body when the streams and jets of water pound against your flesh. But, being courteous, i mean, its not YOUR tub right? so a sane person wouldve rinsed the walls clean.
But noooo, the tub is lined with dead skin fragments the size of jupiter. its disgusting, down right revolting, to see pieces of shit hanging off the white tub walls.
Next area of the house - The Kitchen
The kitchen is a sacred place, it's sanctity and holiness is highly regarded and sought after by people... like me!
but looking at the stove area, the sink, the "washed" cutlery and white goods, id rather dine in the aftermath of a medieval battlefield where walls of corpses are left to decompose.
and what makes thing worse is, they have the audacity to complain, to other house residents about Choke/Ben/Steven's mess, or their alleged mess they have made.
Its as if, they cut up some onions, some chili, some carrots, then washed and left the skin scraps in the sink, and merrily went their way, then come back for dinner (yes they cook every single meal and in between), and looked at all the onion, chili and carrot scraps and went "ewwwwwwW, look at the mess".
Cups stained with juices and milk and froth were left to collect moss and shrooms, who knows, maybe they could be harvested sometime later to be smoked or eaten. looking at the stuff they bin, im not surprised if they do.
anyway, this is just my brain diarhoeaing (cbf spelling), and if you think its disgusting of me to paint the walls of the internet brown of my shit, wait till you see their toilet AFTER its been used by these guys with crockscrew-shaped cocks and multi-crevice assholes.
------------------------
FLUSH
------------------------
P/S: just managed to see The Incredible Hulk - the one with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. To sum up the whole show, its pretty bland, the plot progression is summarized right at the start of the movie during the preface.
The fight scenes reminded everyone (or at least those) who have seen Underworld, the one with the Lycan vs Vampire thing, what im trying to say is, its not original, its boring and not "incredible" at all.
HOWEVER (thankfully), snippets, or rather remnants of other shows which were not as unincredible made it into this film. The best thing was, they didnt leave it till AFTER the credits where we all had to sit and wait for the scrolling wall of text to go from the bottom of the page to the top of the screen.
I just hope that, with so much of this cross-textual and synergy of a few of these great films, the producers dont throw it all away in one mother-of-all lame movie where all the Marvel Heroes, namely Iron man (and now incredible hulk) in the Avenger Initiative, dont come together and fight some alien shit or Jedi's from galaxies far far away.
P/P/S: Hmmm, to my knowledge Batman was in the Justice League, but i also wished Tony Stark would appear at the end of the film to "recruit" Bruce Wayne. on that note, i hope the final Bang which Hollywood have done a good job putting the suspense and anticipation together would be about the differences between heroes aligned with Avenger Initiative/S.H.I.E.L.D and Justice League.
now THAT, would be Incredible to watch.
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