Horror-scope

I'm in the uni library, about to read up on the Napoleonic Wars.
I flip open the book, and phew, what a page-full. so i thought id get my brain warmed up before i really get into it... i read the blogs that i read, checked my e-mails, paid my bills, oh speaking of email, i have a subscription (free of course) with the Astrology.com guys, and heres my horoscope.

"Dear Roy,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, July 29:

That brain of yours is making the right kinds of trouble again and you ought to be able to have fun while stimulating your intellect at the same time. If you're looking for love, try the library".

I AM im the library!

*looks around*