Animal Kingdom

i know its a little late but ever heard of the story as a kid? where a monkey drops into a pit? and comes up with an idea on how to get out? no? k ill tell it anyways.

once upon a time...

in the deep jungles of India, there was a clever monkey. but not clever enough to not fall into a deep trench with walls too slippery to climb. so he stayed there.

soon a deer came alog and saw the monkey...

"what are you doing down there?" said the deer

"did you hear? the sky is going to fall, staying here is as safe as it can get" replied the monkey, a lie obviously.

"really? in that case ill jump in too" and the deer did.

the Rhino, the bear, the elephant the tiger the snake and alot more of the jungles creatures passed by the pit with the monkey initially in it, bought the story and joined the monkey.

they waited for a full day when the monkey finally suggested,

"hey guys, give me a boost up, and ill see whats going on? to see if the sky has fallen yet"

they huddled together, forming a giant trampoline (dont ask me how) and gave the monkey a boost.

the monkey shot up into the air and as sure as he could grab the tree branch above, he turned back and yelled...





APRIL FOOLS SUCKERS


brutal eh? hey... theyre animals....