Random Item #3656A
yep. its a random post from me.
the nastiest thing you can probably do (get) while taking a dump:
10: i know this is common, but reading a book? i mean, cmon! i rememebered at this one time, Fred (http://fred-factor.blogspot.com/) was over my place for an excursion, he was still new to worldofwarcraft, thus needed to know more. he nabbed my copy of the manual, very casually said "i need to take a shiet" and went into the bathroom. urgh xD
9: talking on the phone would be number 9 on this list. so long as the person youre talking to doesnt know what youre doing..but we cant relly hide the fact that when the brownie breaks the surface of the water, it makes an "unhidable" sound, unless you do something like "hey. remember that time when AAAAAAAA(plop)AAAAAA we went to that movie......*plop being that unmistakable sound*
8: for you boys out there, according to Marilyn Manson, when you get a boner while taking a dump, youre officially gay :)
7: for women, the thing that comes once in a while.
6: feeling sick (very), or just drank high lactose milk when youre lactose intollerant (like me)
5: video conference (zOMG)
4: this ties to 8 - wanking.
3: not washing your hands AFTER the act.
2: this has got to go with eating. to illustrate better - foods like hamburgers
1: personally, i think smoking while at it, is the MOST Disgusting thing in the name of mr.Hanky a person can ever-possibly do. its like, the gas and air particles released from that piece of hell within you is bad enough, but taking a couple lung full of it + the ash/nicotin/tobacco combo really puts it on the number 1 spot in this list. and to think that my high school mates actually smoke in the toilet really puts me off. ergh
disclaimer: this list is a result of severe boredom and brain in-activity. the persons writting this has not experienced any of the scenarios listed above. any persons mentioned in this artistic creation is entirely the work of fiction. resemblence to anyone alive or deceased is purely coincidental.
the nastiest thing you can probably do (get) while taking a dump:
10: i know this is common, but reading a book? i mean, cmon! i rememebered at this one time, Fred (http://fred-factor.blogspot.com/) was over my place for an excursion, he was still new to worldofwarcraft, thus needed to know more. he nabbed my copy of the manual, very casually said "i need to take a shiet" and went into the bathroom. urgh xD
9: talking on the phone would be number 9 on this list. so long as the person youre talking to doesnt know what youre doing..but we cant relly hide the fact that when the brownie breaks the surface of the water, it makes an "unhidable" sound, unless you do something like "hey. remember that time when AAAAAAAA(plop)AAAAAA we went to that movie......*plop being that unmistakable sound*
8: for you boys out there, according to Marilyn Manson, when you get a boner while taking a dump, youre officially gay :)
7: for women, the thing that comes once in a while.
6: feeling sick (very), or just drank high lactose milk when youre lactose intollerant (like me)
5: video conference (zOMG)
4: this ties to 8 - wanking.
3: not washing your hands AFTER the act.
2: this has got to go with eating. to illustrate better - foods like hamburgers
1: personally, i think smoking while at it, is the MOST Disgusting thing in the name of mr.Hanky a person can ever-possibly do. its like, the gas and air particles released from that piece of hell within you is bad enough, but taking a couple lung full of it + the ash/nicotin/tobacco combo really puts it on the number 1 spot in this list. and to think that my high school mates actually smoke in the toilet really puts me off. ergh
disclaimer: this list is a result of severe boredom and brain in-activity. the persons writting this has not experienced any of the scenarios listed above. any persons mentioned in this artistic creation is entirely the work of fiction. resemblence to anyone alive or deceased is purely coincidental.
posted by Killl_Roy at 10:17 AM
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