Wednesday, July 19, 2006

League of Shadows

familiar with that name? you will be...

remember Bruce Wayne? yes?no? the millionaire who lives in Gotham City. apparently he was batman too!

where Batman recieved most of his martial and stealthy training, no one really knows even until today. however, by luck or by chance my friends and i have stumbled upon one of their training grounds.

yes i am talking about THE League of Shadows.

all of our cameras were miraculously smashed by seemingly thin-air, but im very sure there are much more sinister forces at work, stopping us from taking pictures of their well kept sanctuary from the public eye at all costs!
















this is one of the few photos which survived the ninja-destruction of our cameras. serene yet like all seemingly calm things, untold forces of subtlety and malice constantly lurk about.


















this is a shot of all my team mates who went on that daring mission to uncover one of the lairs of The League of Shadows. however, like every single thing we did up in their mountain - it upsetted them..

so they proceeded to kidnap and convert our covert specialist - Ben
poor ol' Ben. despite his MI:XXIII training, he never had a chance against the physical and mental tormenting prowess of the members of The League of Shadows.
















This was Ben after... we didnt even know he was abducted, subdued, converted, physically augmented, mentally revamped (to a mindless killing machine) and placed back to where he stood just before our Reconnaisance officer could count to three to take the shot.


This is one of their munition caches filled with ninja shurikens, katanas, distract pellets, smoke grenades and class-V mark PEW laser guns. As our weapons specialist was inspecting the illegal goods, Ben the converted ninja continued to harrass and sabotage our reconaissance mission.

































we soon found hundreds of battle armor similiar to this one, carrying armaments of mass deception. like the munitions, Ben the converted ninja was still sabotaging our operations. his masked appearance in this shot made dimensional analysis of the battle tank impossible, not to mention sending all our weapons analysis scientists into uncontrolled laughing frenzies.



the rest of the photos were destroyed during our descent...by friendly forces, thinking we were part of the League.

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