Zerging - Redefined
well, i've found the source of the infestation, now i can work on a solution...
HOWEVER
the solutions you guys have suggested (i.e spray, insecticide, ant medicine etc) are quite..ummnn..inappropriate given the circumstances at hand... the source of the infestation, is my fridge =/
i cant just nuke my fridge with ant cynide can i =x
now if youre gonna suggest throwing out all my food, that isnt going to work because the insides of the fridge is too cold for any ant to venture into. some have tried but they have failed. the freezer section is like a deadzone, where ants have tried to conquer and claim it as their own. its littered with the tiny corpses of hundreds ants(not all of them are suicidal), much like the current surroundings of our mt Everest.
they come from the walls of the fridge. the refrigirators mechanism works in such a way that it takes out the hot air from within the fridge to the outside, making it a hotbed for these warmth dependant insectoids.
Peter and I have tried to dismantle the fridge and clear the walls of the Queen but the metal is welded shut to prevent people like us to tamper with the unit.
the safest place for food to be in is the fridge still, just that whenever we open te fridge door hoping to find some sustenance to quench our hunger, we lose our appetite upon looking at the rims of the box. it is swarming with ants =/ (recommended for aneroxic or bullimic people, effectiveness guaranteed)
so our best bet now is to call the agent and tell him/her that the fridge is no longer useable. we demand an exchange, or some monetary compensation so we can get a new fridge.... maybe toss the old one out the window, after we douse it with kerosine and light it on fire.
HOWEVER
the solutions you guys have suggested (i.e spray, insecticide, ant medicine etc) are quite..ummnn..inappropriate given the circumstances at hand... the source of the infestation, is my fridge =/
i cant just nuke my fridge with ant cynide can i =x
now if youre gonna suggest throwing out all my food, that isnt going to work because the insides of the fridge is too cold for any ant to venture into. some have tried but they have failed. the freezer section is like a deadzone, where ants have tried to conquer and claim it as their own. its littered with the tiny corpses of hundreds ants(not all of them are suicidal), much like the current surroundings of our mt Everest.
they come from the walls of the fridge. the refrigirators mechanism works in such a way that it takes out the hot air from within the fridge to the outside, making it a hotbed for these warmth dependant insectoids.
Peter and I have tried to dismantle the fridge and clear the walls of the Queen but the metal is welded shut to prevent people like us to tamper with the unit.
the safest place for food to be in is the fridge still, just that whenever we open te fridge door hoping to find some sustenance to quench our hunger, we lose our appetite upon looking at the rims of the box. it is swarming with ants =/ (recommended for aneroxic or bullimic people, effectiveness guaranteed)
so our best bet now is to call the agent and tell him/her that the fridge is no longer useable. we demand an exchange, or some monetary compensation so we can get a new fridge.... maybe toss the old one out the window, after we douse it with kerosine and light it on fire.
posted by Killl_Roy at 2:20 PM
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Ants. This is what mom usually do, buy a bottle of liquid insecticides (for ants) and a chinese brush, dip the brush into the bottle, then brush it along the joints between the wall and the floor.
For your case, may be just 'paint' the wall at the back of the fridge with the liquid. For months, you will be ant free.
we just bought ant-rid from Coles this afternoon..
its suppsoed to infect ants that pass thru it then infect the whole colony.. once the poison gets into effect it will kill any ants that were in contact with the infected ant...hopefully this will exterminate the queen
without a queen the ants will just disband and walk away?
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