Stupid Cupids

If cupids existed and subject to worldly laws, then they would be…



Prosecuted for possessing lethal weapons and ammunition.

Charged for “indecent exposure”.

Subject to mandatory guardianship because they are minors.

Flying without clearance.

Flying without a license.

An Obstruction to air traffic ways.

Sentenced a specific performance due to stalking someone.

Charged for attempted murder, or manslaughter.

Admitted to a psychological ward for paraphilic disorders. Mainly Voyeurism.

A health hazard because they are distantly related to birds, thus a potential carrier of bird influenza.

A flying Hazard, people would need to wear helmets in case they fly into someone.

A Property Hazard, if they fly into something.

A target for recreational hunting.

A target for pest control.

Constantly trespassing.



And finally…

They would be fucking irritating…


You know something is not right with your life when you pick up your old Marilyn Manson CD, play it, and find all his lyrics made absolute sense and authority.