Flick of a Switch
I was sitting outside on the porch, having a coffee, enjoying the warn sun, thinking of what question i should tackle next for the exam when a heard this loud buzzing above my head.
I thought myself "ah shit if its a bee it would be a bad time to get stung by it", then it flew away as quickly as it came. Having nothing around me except my slippers, i thought i would wield them with both hands and snap the bee between if it comes back.
Then immediately i felt guilty for having such cold-blooded murderous thoughts. "its just a bee, probably collecting nectar from the nearby plants"
The buzzing noise came right after i had that revelation, and found out, instead of it being a bee,
it was a mother huge fly.
...
"kill that fucker."
I thought myself "ah shit if its a bee it would be a bad time to get stung by it", then it flew away as quickly as it came. Having nothing around me except my slippers, i thought i would wield them with both hands and snap the bee between if it comes back.
Then immediately i felt guilty for having such cold-blooded murderous thoughts. "its just a bee, probably collecting nectar from the nearby plants"
The buzzing noise came right after i had that revelation, and found out, instead of it being a bee,
it was a mother huge fly.
...
"kill that fucker."
posted by Killl_Roy at 11:36 AM
4 Comments:
Lol mother huge fly. Did you manage to kill it in the end? :O
Speaking of which, I was made to kill a lizard yesterday, very much against my own will. I'm so going to hell man :(
Lol I pwned a fly to manage to sneak into my room too. Poor fella. So I'll meet u there moe.
when bored, we burn moths and spiders with zippo fluids!
or with deodorant and lighter.
"Fly-Killing commitee"
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