No, I Dont Get It...

Product Marketing has ascended to a level I have no resonance with.



Saw this box on the "cereal/oat" section of Woolworths supermarket... i was stopped dead on my tracks, wondered and pondered upon it for a good 11 seconds. then laughed out loud when i found out what it really was and how they have tried to push the sales of this particular product.



I mean, LIMITED EDITION cereal? just when we thought glow-in-the-dark condoms were absurd enough (to see let alone use), to make something so temporary (scoop, mouth, chew,swallow) EVEN more temporary really puts this product into the "endangered species" grocery list. seriously...give me a break...

whats next? bio-degradable cars? disposable laptops? cryo-genetically preserved bananas? mail-order environmentally friendly nuclear devices?

I love to read stuff when im having my breakfast, back in the days where i havent discovered blogs, its usually the newspaper or the games attached to the backs of cereal boxes

"Look out for the magic soccer pieces!"
i waited till they turned soggy..nope..no magix...

i sometimes even read the nutritional info printed on the sides of cereal boxes. On this box however, contained a chronological history of the characteristics of match balls "proudly sponsored" by Adidas.

starting from 1970: Mexico - The Telstar was the first white football ever to be painted with black pentagons...




....hooookay....

1990: Italy - The adidas Etrusco Unico is fully produced with Synthetic Materials and compeletely water resistant..(what you mean they wernt before? thats pretty hard to imagine, playing with a non-water proof football) so if the ball fills up with water during a rainy game, a single powershot stopped by the goal keeper would send 2 people to the bench right off the bat.

wait theres more!

1994: U.S.A - adidas introduced the first official match ball (what were those mentioned earlier? dummy match balls?) featuring a high tech (yeah that tells us alot, ALOT) ultra-high (wow! more than mega!) energy-return layer of white polyethylene foam..

doesnt that mean they have to increase the overall size of a football stadium? because players can kick the ball further now.

2002: France - Bribed Brazil 20million Francs for each Goal they let them in. Suming up to a grand total of 60million Francs.




just joking


it goes on with..

2002: Japan/Korea - The Fevernova features a refined syntactic foam layer to give the ball superior performance characteristics. (umnn...)


This is how the match ball for World Cup 2006 looks like...



is it just me? or does that mighty look as if the ball bounced into the women's water closet and bounced out with a "refined-syntactic-foam-layered" sanitary pad stuck to it?


fancy...

dont get me wrong tho, the cereal tasted superb, and today after 76 seconds into looking for the same cereal box, i couldnt find one, and gave up. leaving just the distant hint of vanilla flavour in my mouth..

Limited Edition indeed. Get It?


2022: Neo-Germany - The adidas Explodio Nukero comes fully intergrated (built-in) with ultra-hightech-super duper complicated alienmugen 500megaton Uranium reactor. increasing energy efficiency by 8.38^45%, maximizing player's performance

Fading Ink

O' Smiling Glyphs..
Where hath thou been?
Art thou Shy For An Eye?
Or Just a Fleeting Dream?

Thy Joyous Hymmn
Thy Melodious Ring
Doth thee Speak No More?
A Fairy Tale, A Folklore?

O' Laughing Words...
Where hath thou Hidden?
Dont will thyself Ridden
Dont spell thou own Ruin

Thy Cheerful Laugh
Thy Thoughtful Farce
Doth thee Joke No More?
An Ashen Play, for Eyes to Sore

O' Happy Poems...
Hath thou been Deceased?
Thou Doth still Consist?
Thou Doth, still Exist?

How I Long to Say, How I Long to Cite.
How I Long to Live for thy Blissful Life.
How I'd Love to Read, How I'd Love to Write.
How I'd Love to Bear thy Phantom Strife.

Hollow & Loud

You've Done the forbidden Again.
You've called upon the Pouring Rain.
The Barrage of Words and Says and Thoughts;
A Blizzard of Intellectual Faults.

Its an Error repeated in Time
-A Sociological Crime.
An Arrogant Parade of Knowledge,
Pushing your Listener to the Edge.

Its an Examination that Proves Nothing,
Just how long she would be waiting
for you to End your Loud Abuse,
and to Listen to her Voice you Refused.

We dont want your Opinion,
Your Idealistic Dominion,
Your One-man Riot..
So please be Quiet.

A Item...

A twisted wreckage of iron and steel.
A crumpled deck of cards to deal.
A charred-burnt inedible meal.
A murky pond with fish to feel.
A gashing wound with no signs of heal.
A festering cut with no thread to seal.

A man to kill and a wife to beat.
A throne replaced with an ordinary seat.
A motive to starve is to refrain from eat.
A warmth absent in the dead of heat.
A lion who renounced his diet of meat.
A dedication to near impossible feat.

A will broken and sundered atorn.
A heart apart tattered and worn.
A tired soul awaits reborn.
A defender at duty to sworn.
A child commited to porn.
A funeral for all the mourn.

A boy laying back on a golden field.
A bow casted arrow lands on the shield.
A solution where its friend first yield.
A set of blades your father had wield.
A bowl of rice a fishermen reeled.
A slithering ego myself have killed.

A fallen Angel far from Divine.
A tape of life with no rewind.
A desecrated body that smells of swine.
A cult who dines on blood and feats on wine.
A life so pure and still benign.
A curtail of smoke to unwind.

The Butterfly Effect

"The fluttering of a butterfly's wings can cause a typhoon half way across the world"
-Chaos Theory

i just watched that movie...and im kicking myself stupid because why havent i watched that show earlier? it was bloody damn good.

Astin Kutcher (spelling) proved me wrong, i thought he could only act in comedies and slapsticks..

this is another one of those REALLY rare "perfect plot"ed movies, where i couldnt find any really apparent contradicting events thruout the whole show. but we all know theres no such thing as perfect...

who was the 1st "still-birth"? if it was not explained, then why have it as part of the plot? hmmmm *ponders*

I love but i hate shows like these, when they start messing around the timeline more than once.. makes me feel so warped.

the scary bit about the movie when you draw it together with real-life as a comparison..

Evan (Kutcher) had the illusion of the power he has, to change the past then the future. but it was already predetermined. like Fate? in this world? no matter what he did in the past and all, and whatever the outcome, he was still "destined" to die (the 2nd still-birth). so did he change anything at all?

is our world? subject to that rule as well? no matter what, even with Godly powers depicted in the show, we cannot change our course of life?
*shudders*

anyway, if you havent watched it yet, you should. i thought perfect plotted hows like this doesnt exist anymore..

i would really recommend Secret Window as well,
Both SAWs,
these are the movies that were able to compeltely stump cynics like me when it comes to detecting movie loops and holes.

Another Mechanical Metaphor

i usually walk into my room after a long day at uni to the familiar humm of my laptop.. but on monday, it was different...

i wasnt welcomed by "room-mate"; dead-silence greeted me instead.

my laptop has decided to just.. "give up" lol

i shouldve treated it better :( now that its gone i have no way of expressing my gratitude to it..

okay...this is beginning to sound weird and crazy..

anyway, the point im trying to make is that, i actually envy my laptop.. being able to just go away into oblivion without having to fuss about anything. (i am sad but...)

sometimes i just wish i can do the same..one minute decide that i dont want to breathe anymore, and *snap* slip into the comforting darkness..

sigh...

i'll miss you dear laptop.. may you rest in peace.

Liars

Breaking a vow...

The Things ive heard and the events ive witnessed and seen,
from peaceful Serenity to Opulent Turbulence,
Traversed and diverse the places I have been,
which were not by chance or luck and difference an occurance.

The words youve said are inductively inconsistant.
Your verbs are choked in the static of silence, of dyslexia.
yet you act in the manner so eloquent and persistant,
that gave me the familiar feeling of betrayal, of nostalgia.

I share my truths, my facts, and my own beliefs;
you stamp down firmly and preach your etiquette,
But they fall like winter winds on Autumn leaves.
then why should i? justify? my cigarette?

As opposed to what ive felt regarding these matters,
There are no exemptions and excuses for gender-the feminine.
we are both professionals in this school of actors,
But we have sure lied to one another,we-the synonym.

Conversations of The Universe

In a Journalism Lecture, Topic: Media Law - Defamatory Laws

Lecturer: You there. Can you be quiet? or ill defame you in a moment

________________________________

In a Video Rental Store somewhere in England...Where Jeff was about to apply for a membership...

(after bringing out his ID, Passport, Bank Account Statement, Drivers License...)

Receptionist: we just need your first name, love...

________________________________

In The Arts Faculty Toilet, 2nd Cubicle from the door...

"Plagiarism - this[arrows pointing on another set of graffitti] was written in the Law Faculty toilet"

A Mechanical Metaphor

Have you ever seen movies like - Master of Puppets, Resident Evil, Shaun of The Dead, They Slither, The Faculty.. etc? all these shows have something in common. can you guess what is it?

no?

They all have "alien" entities or forces which gains control over your body through the mind. and the result to that mind manipulation, is physical deformity, doing things youre not willing to do and ultimately -death, when they blow you up from the insude. its pretty disturbing to fathom and imagine what would happen if those things do occur in RL (real life). I mean, Ewwww... and ouch of course...

But, it does happen in our world...no kidding. not to us, but to something we take for granted almost everyday. what are they?

Cars.

this is a car's nightmare



Everyday, i mean EVERYDAY, in most parts of the Middle East, cars are turned into Carbombs, driven to a large crowds, Embassies (US Especially), some gatherings, even mosques. when they arrive at their destination, they blow up... just like those things that happen in the movie..

scarry though huh?

Hungry?

then feast (your eyes) on the super special bacon-cheese deluxe sandwich!



"Short Cut Bacon, Pan fried by a good looking chef using Spanish light olive oil to perfection. Aroma and taste guaranteed bacon slices fill the insides of this quad-decked sandwich! 4 lightly toasted pieces of thick-cut white Italian herbed bread, smothered in premium melted butter and exotic tasty cheese spread to add in the flavour and create an extravagant, tastebud explosion!"

I wish i could patent that...maybe throw in some lettuce..or tomato..

i like to be outrageous sometimes :D

Bare Essentials?

I never really gave a wooden nickle about things that suppsoedly enhance your "hygene" or ummn...lets just call them cosmetics... like moisturizers (no idea how you spell that), clensers (this too), sunblock etc...
but seeing one too many razor burns under my nose on a mirror lately, i thought it would be okay to get a can of shaving foam.

at the toiletry isle in woolies, i came across many things with uses that never occured to me.. like those things mentioned above..

Humans have lived for millions of years without using soap or any of the said items. but anyway, there ir was, my shaving foam... then i came across this thing...



it was a "all-in-one" facial thingo for men..heck it was on sale, about 3$ a tube, so i thought what the heck..lets try it out..

and that very night when i was about to sleep...i brushed, flossed, gargled..then that tube was lying there...waiting for me to use it..and so i did..

can you believe it? i had to read the instructions on how to use it..

"dab face with warm water...rub product into face and massage until foaming occurs.."

it was quite comfortable, the scent was quite pleasant..unlike the ones my sisters use who have quite a strong small attached to it, this one was subtle and very "masculine" like...

but the true reward lies at the end, when i rinsed the soap off my face...it was like..."wow" nothing short of that...

just hope they didnt put morphine or something like that as an ingredient..because im addicted to washing my face lol

feels .... nice :D

And The Code Is...

...Apple :D


I have a bad habit of rolling up pieces of paper

::Slight Spoiler Warning::

Pretty stupid tho...having a "vision" of sorts, or as an observer its hard to imagine that seeing planets, a half-naked man squashed by a globe and a gigantic stone carved hand would lead him to such a fruity conclusion.

other than that, havent got another bad thing to say about the movie. :P

Now straying from the movie but onto a thought i had for some time now...

Like, i used to challenge gods and all in my heart, saying things like "if youre so almighty, strike me with thunder and kill me now" out aloud... but it never happens.

i know i know the devil temtped Jesus to jump off the Temple roof and survive the "fall" without any injuries and Jesus replied him with a simple phrase - "do not test god".

then what about other "Gods"? say allah? buddha gautama and who ever else you can name, i havent come up with anything yet, but since im refering this post to The DaVinci Code (movie), lets talk about christianity and its Divine authority and powers.

Moses split the Sea in two to allow passage, the overly used "turn water into wine", cure the sick, revive the dead..etc..the authenticity and reality of these "miracles" has yet to be verified. most people dont believe in a faith of religion (ie. Christianity) because no one could prove that those out-of-this-world things really happened.

in the movies case, its Jesus Christ's mortality, or immortality (can be viewed both ways).

after this show, i guess that sorta answers my questions..

So did Jesus have those powers? was he ever divine? or was he just a mere human with his godly passion personified into him by his politically influencial dssciples?


The bottom line is...

It Doesnt Matter.

because when people are in-need of some help, stuck in some serious shit and cant see a way out, they pray and draw strength from their faith and god. it makes them feel good and comforted. it is then converted to a form of spiritual strength and they are now able save themselves or you could argue that god saved them because it was his/her inspiration that gave them that morale they sought for.

if you truely believe in your god, then that is your faith and your faith alone.. if you go without faith, hey thats your choice. dont impose and dont let anyone impose their faith on you.

of course, im speaking for myself, if you want to mark me wrong, or impose (something which i am not doing, just want to share my POV) anything upon me, you are welcomed to do so at my comment page :)

aside from that, the other point i want to make in this post is





DA moVie RoxOrs

pay attention to the sound tracks, and take a piss before you watch it..because its long and you wont want to miss out the little details.

Stability v Insanity

2 days without posting a single post! thats got to be a new record..

so I ask myself why these few days passed without me having to rant and chant and critisize and crucify something or someone or myself? i did an analysis, starting with my mood and i hit the jack pot (i hope everything in life was that easy)

Mood Status: Not Half That Bad

and that was the reason. I usually blog when im overly happy or depressed and suicidal, or ive come across something really good and wish to impose my extremely biased reviews.

but thats besides the point...

Poetry even, I SPAM poems when im sad..and on the way home, i thought "who cares about poems anyway?" heck i myself hate reading poems! unless its has got good rythm and rhyme.. but again thats besides the point..that mothers day poem will be my last poem for a long time to come ...hopefully...

so up until now.. weve established :

1. Blog only when sad
2. Poetry is redundant
so with those 2 added up...i guess thought provoking..err...thoughts only come when im sad? man..thats sad...

another point to support that arguement is, i cant seem to get ANY work done =/ havent got the inspiration (which i heavily depend on for efficiency and survival) nor the will to do anything...studying, homeowrk, gaming, movies whatever...Life for short.

no im not suicidal...yet...

its just, ive lost to OOOMMMPH to life.. need CPR and ressusitaion..beautiful nurses only plz k thx.




A Brief Msg to Everyone Around Me:

-Richard GET WELL soon
-Cheer Up Simon..its not worth sulking for...believe me ive tried...
-Not your fault Tine, stop apologizing ;-)
-Loosen up Lline..take it easy
-Peter youre doing great lol, keep up the work
-IDPA Inc share-market prices soared!
-Dad,Mom welcome home
-Mz,Mq missed you all.hope youre doing fine
-Sabrina dont bully Sonji, and dont teach Speedy all the bad stuff k?
-Everyone at Uni, exams are here..so FREAK OUT! joking =P
-And to myself, Greet Challenges as they Come, Bid Good Times farewell as they go..

Wards

Ive always believed that certain words and phrases..items, idols and ideologies can actually ward off bad stuff... no im not a religious person..

ever wondered why i call myself "KilllRoy?" well, aside from it having good accoustics when said aloud, i used to have this crazy notion that, if you kill Roy...Roy dies? a dead person, well.. cant die again..technically..

Thats why i used to greet crows as they pass overhead me back in highschool days. I think they are symbolic in ways more than one... being around death when it happens and mopping up the corpses of dead people. they are the "Death Bringers" and "Death Dealers" so to say...

like Drug lords, if you know one you might get a good deal.. same goes for crows.

even demonic forces. do not fear them. Embrace them like your best friend. and your best friend they will become. I believe in heaven and hell..never gave much thought about heaven before..but i never, truely feared hell before..

even tho ive seen it back in my childhood days.. it was frighthening then..it isnt anymore..

the other day when we were walking Jeretine and Jereline back home..we crossed a dark alley and they said they were afraid of it..and tried to walk from lamppost to lamppost as they can, because they would like to bathe in the light.

for me, i was more comfortable in the dark. because when i stood under the lamp, my shadow hangs ever so close to me..and the contrast was distinct and clear. its like...as if the light SHOWS you how bad you are..thats IF you equate your shadow to your alignment.

wherelse whilst in the dark...there were no shadows...not at all... and your shadow cant stalk you in the night when you havent got one aye?

well thats jsut my anology..

Today, i was told the news that this theory does not work for everyone... it was Richard's Birthday last weekend..and theres this "Disabled" insult, terminology going around the gang..like whenever we do something out of the ordinary, or failed to do something, wed point and say "Disabled".

examples like...chopstick wielding... dripping slouvakis... spilling stuff etc..

so anyway, on his birthday, Simon and i thought it woul dbe nice if we can play around with that theme...so we bought a shot-glass..and a very disabled looking penguin, stuffed it in the glass..

then used a blue marker and drew a "disability" sign on the side of the glass..
hopefully that would "ward" him from any harm or danger..having my theory said..

but yesterday, when Richard was at Simons place...he had a very bad fall... because the architect of Simon's place was rather drunk when he drafted, presumably, the ONLY way to get to the garage is from a floorpanel that opens right outside Simon's room and kitchen.. with an insanely steep staircase attached to it.. almost like a man hole...

it was a tight (less than a meter wide^2), deep (3/4 of a storey) and jagged (stair case with no railings) fall (fall).

so that ended Richard up in the hospital, making best friends with the wheelchair... just like the disability sign...

I feel guilty...

sorry Richard.

Count Me Out

5am

"see, i know a few of your favourite things,
and at five in the morning,
it all comes up,
pouring out the same way in,
'i need something real, something timeless.
An act of god and nothing less will be accepted'
so if youre calling me out...
then count me out..."

-Taking Back Sunday in 'Divine Intervention'



heres a little something to ponder...

"if he/she makes you cry, then he/she is not worth crying for..."






no im not depressed =p i've got to move on aye?

Life Debt

I Selfishly Borrowed A Life,
With It, I didnt put to good use,
but I continue to strive,
So i am not accused.

I Didnt try Hard to Achieve,
Your goals for me Ive Dismissed,
Replaced with a vision I concieved,
But its Execution is always Amiss.

Despite my Rampant Defiance,
I know of what i owe,
I cant promise unquestioned Obedience
But the Seeds of Loyalty ive already Sowed.

To you whom I Show my Gratitude,
For there is no Substitute,
To the one whom i owe my Dignity.
To the one whom i owe for her mercy.

To The One who Loves me,
and undoubted I for thee,
Through the love like no other-
The Love of Heavenly Maternity.

Talking To Strangers

No one told Socrates that he shouldnt talk to strangers because its dangerous...

when hes bored he would walk around the ancient city of Greece? (or was it Rome?) and talk to anyone about anything...

honestly i would do the same..but i havent got the ethical license.

i often find myself staring at my desktop...seeing nothing, looking for nothing, finding nothing...

sometimes i just want to talk. debate, argue, solicitate i dont care...as long as im not stuck in an idle state with an idle mind.

so here we go

killl_roy@hotmail.com

strike me a conversation on msn anytime..

Fantastic Fantasies

have you ever imagined yourself having super-powers at some point of your life? maybe its a guy thing.. because i always do.

like if youre given a wish, a wish for anything at all and it will be granted by a genie or whatever, what would it be?

i want, physical and mental immortality :D

like how cool would that be? gettn powers like that..like no amount of worldy damage can kill you. so then i ask myself, what would i do with these powers then?

ill tell you what i want to do

ill go have a blast!

these are the things i would do:

1) run in front of a speeding car and get hit, just before impact, get a good look at the drivers face and laugh my ass off. after that, play dead on the road (attempt to hold my laughter until later). when the ambulance comes, and puts me on a stretcher, jusr before they close the ambulance door on me i get up and run out of the vehicle! man thats gonna be hillarious!

2) id jump off tall tall buildins, hopefully land bear someone..like right infrontof them, but hopefully not ON them..dont wanna kill....yet.... stand up, dust my pants and shirt...whistle and walk off

3) id visit places no one can go..not even with the aid of technology... like get a very powerful cable and belay me down the Marianas Trench off the coast of the Philipine islands.. ill need a very powerful flashlight as well! hopefully i can find some ET friends there..like that movie "The Abyss".

4) it sure would be fun to do a heist...except that i plan to get shot by the police.. and do the ambulance run away thing again.

5) id fucking kill people that i dont like..beginning with Jay Chou. (oh super strength is in my wish package xD)

6) probably lend my powers to scientists researching crap off some hostile area..pretty similar to point 3

7) if ive got a "distress detector" id go around and lend my invincibility too

8) this is a point i shouldve mentioned much earlier - id quit studying!!! and get money some way... becuase im invincible, i wont die of hunger or thrist, wont age either...ive got all the time to do whatever i want to do..

9) challenge God in a bareknuckle fight

10) do 1-9 all over again!

lol... such fathoms...


other super powers that are fun to get, in my opinion

-telekenesis
-telepathy
-levitation/fly
-x-ray vision (ooooh kinky)
-super speed/reflexes
-elemental mastery (fire, water etc)
-invisibility (this would be crazy)
-apocalyptic powers (sometimes i really wished i had this)




no i havent watched X-Men...just a thought today as i saw an incoming bus..i suddenly had the urge to jump in its path

Get In Que

so people wait for their "people" or "person" to come.. ive seen many of my friends or people get their people just by waiting..

sometimes i wished i was awaited for, but having that thought itself makes me laugh at myself so hard my abs would hurt.

so, her "person" finally came...after a year and a half...were you so blind before? up until now? or you hesitated for some reason i dont know..

if youre reading this and dont understand a wooden nickle what im trying to say, its normal because i dont know either =/

so anyway...just wanna say that i love you..

yeah....that pretty much sums up everything. but today i just got a feeling that i might/want/suddenly have to urge to try and learn how to "unlove" you.

see it as a safety measure...like purposely detonating some grenades on a snow slope so an avalanche wont happen...

guess ill get in que then..and wait for my very own "person".

...

OH For Fuck's Sake just tell em how you feel...

like i have to you..

The Quiet After The Storm

I spilled and poured like there was no tomorrow.

But instead of a deluge, draught followed in the wake of my revelation.

Nope, it did not go anywhere near what I’ve hoped for. And I was depressed. It was then my sister logged in msn with a msg attached to her name

“life would be boring if you always get what you wanted”.

From that line, I drew and asserted my new found optimism.

I moved my pieces in this 3-man chess game.

Your turn,

Still There is already an overwhelming amount of evidence that I have been defeated. I’ve lost in this “race” of sorts. Guess I am trying hard not to blame myself, I keep telling myself “hey he started a year and a half earlier in the game.” But we all know that isn’t the reality.

“Defeat-is momentary”, some great guy said some time ago. Tho I despised the saying in a lot of ways, I am going to believe it for once.

Just let me lick my wounds… ill be right there.

Looks like I’m getting a free beer after all (: …. For now.

You’ll get your treat. Cant promise it to be soon tho.

Pleading Insanity

i mustve gone mad.

just last night I was hysterical, lunatical?, crazy, absolutely-wheener-thru-the-brain, suicidal. had to draw blood once more to calm myself down. slept with tears, blood, sweat and toil.

things didnt get better when i woke up. i ask myself questions ive asked ages ago

"why am i awake?" the sun didnt greet me with its warmth, it burned instead. searing my eyes ging through the back of my head.
"
then half way thru classes, i met my redeemer. she wanted company, so did i. thats 1 thing i can definately provide, and doing what i do best- we had a conversation.

we talked about stuff, little did she know the things we talk about affects my life more than ways she can possibly imagine. but it doesnt matter, being able to talk to her is all i ever needed

she is Heavenly indeed, for her voice and visage pierced the darkness brought on from the night, and moisturized the blazing sonnenshine.

5 minutes later she had to leave.

I felt okay :) great infact.

again, little did she know...

5 minutes turned my whole day around.

class was UTTERLY boring., but i did recieve another one of my news articles back frm Journalism.

id say it would be fairly difficult to wipe the grin off my face, mainly because ive been getting distinction after high distinction after distiction for my work at Uni. *brags* my academic luck mustve polarized itself. i could barely scrape off a credit or pass back in college and the institutions before that. i just hope and pray this streak wouldnt end soon. or end at all!! :D *slaps self in the face - dream on*

thats a thumbs up for my life

but there thumbs pointing the other way too.
now i question my power of judgement. am i still the character judging seer? being able to tell motive by picking up traces of non-verbal messages from people? people like friends.

are my friends? really my friends? are they hostile? theres been a conflict of interest, but personally, i would like to keep our current status- friends.

so, may be best man win :)

winner treats the loser with a beer. two even.





my mood swing pwns yours woman

More Teal Than Purple

I Speak, you listen, or not. I teach i preach I spill,
I shared my secrets with you.
i tell you your secrets, you tell not yours.
i Sing, not eloquently, but i talk more still.

I Shared, I bled, I Tore myself inside out
I said I, and i said you,
I said we, i said he
but you, i cant live without.

you drift, or i have been
away from each other.
my mood smothers
terrors not you nor i have seen

Again i lay in waste,
amidst the misery of the failure
i have brought upon myself.
Then i question my taste
my faith
but who then?
will come to my save?

to point at you would be
the biggest joke of history
for its either you, or I
who have brought this curse upon my eye

so gouge them
so i will not see
so i will not feel
my skin being peeled

so cut me, and stab,
decapitate, fornicate
subjugate, masocate
my soul you so gluttenly ate

or have i served it?
to you on a silver plate
nonetheless
its tettered, battered and raked

rejection, contraction
detection, sensation
question, billion
tension, rejection

still here i am
speaking on your behalf
and im crucified
on a barbed shaft

i yell, i scream
i cry and i weep
i sing, i sang
but im not redeemed

ashes on my feet
dust in my mouth
sand in my eyes
scalded in me deep

why put such a torment on me?
on myself
this is uncalled
unsanctioned
unprecedented
un-understood
unpleasant
unlively

friends become enemies
enemies become friends

i am the turtle
hiding in my shell
its more teal
than purple



(beer does that to you, bad rhymes bad composition bad mood, bad poetry)

Celestial Lights

A Sky consumed by Blight,
Impaled by flying cloud's flight.
But here you are,
A pace too far,
Our necks strained stiff,
glimpse at ancient myths.
Wondering how would it be?
If they were you and me.

Here we brace the midnight cold,
But your warmths a thousand fold,
Your presence here with Love,
Outshines all merged above.

A Sky consumed by Night,
Soared has the cloud's Flight,
but here you are,
still a pace too far,
Perhaps The greatest sight,
to be here with you, a pace too slight.
to be here with you, called to witness
the Celestial Lights.

Roy Bites World

seems that i have provoked the world...

...or half of Singapore at least...






:)

A Letter To (Insert Name Here If You Support Colin&Kero)

I apologize for my vulgarities in the last post, but like alot of things namely "manners", "rude-ness" and "taste", its a term relative to to different types of people. it cannot be gauged and measured using the imperial units system. nor the System International (add a squirt of French to that last word).

anyway, if you (my very prized and all so exalted readers) find it offensive...

...its only you :)



SO, i pulled a copy-paste-laughaboutit no-jitsu in my last post. and apparently i got some complaints, tagboard email etc, and i shall attempt to defend myself by justifying my actions.

i know i know its wrong to poke fun of fags *pokes*laughs*
but when i tried to voice my bigomic perceptions on THIER site (that which will not and do not need mentioning) i was constantly slapped down like a fly greeting an electric fly swatter, OR the other way round whichever you prefer SO...

ive decided to post my bigomic and "rude"(remember its relative) opinions RIGHT HERE on my own blog! :D genius eh? *cough*

so now, you can either flame me, like what Jin did (relatively) which is essentially what alot of anti-gay and gay-haters did on THAT site (which will not and dont need mentioning).

right there, thats enough to argue.

and if youre going to counter my counter-counter offensive measure with the "oh its your choice you made when you visited that site" defense,

then... (oh noes)

(note the lack of use of the *"inverted"* commas)

You made Your choice of Coming here, into My site THEN feeling Offended(relative term).

so is your action justified? if they are, then you have no right to comment on the anti-gays, soliciting them what NOT to do, because youve just done it :)

it is people like you who fill the authors of THAT site (that which will not..etc) with glee. how their duet-performance has made such a chaos, seperating the Singaporean Public into two -supporters and otherwise.

ironic as it seems. me posting this, completely contradicts what ive just preached so eloquently.




Homosexuality is an alternative culture. So am I

HaHa...Ha?

see that line underneath? yeah that line.. anything inbetween the lines are not written by me. i copied it from that gay website..just thought you guys might wanna check it out but want to avoid all the oozing homo themes. so here you area collection of seriously gay jokes, courtesy of Colin and Kero

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when we takin train home.. we keep sayin jokes.. haha.. ~ tis joke i tell darlin de.. he luff until wan die can.. hehe! =p

one day xiao zhu zhu's mum dun lyk xiao zhu zhu and bring xiao zhu zhu to the market and throw him there. den got someone knocked on the door of their house. OHH. is xiao zhu zhu~

den xiao zhu zhu's mum find it very weird so throw xiao zhu zhu at east coat park den faster run home! and den someone knocked on the door again! U GUESS WHO? yarrr. is xiao zhu zhu again!

very strangly, xiao zhu zhu always manage to come home! den the mum throw xiao zhu zhu at south africa.. and after one week xiao zhu zhu never come back leh.. i also dunno!!!

hm.. lyk tat lo.. erm.. NVM! abit cold tis one.. let me tell u another joke!

got many fans hor.. goin airport to fetch stefanie sun! then got one aeroplane arrived.. u all guess is tis the plane stefanie sun is comin down?









nope.... is jay chou~ so after a while.. got another aeroplane comin down.. u all guess is who?








IS XIAO ZHU ZHU COME BACK FROM SOUTH AFRICA LE!! =D


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once there was a muaji and a rock. then the muaji was always very evil to the rock. the rock said, "if you disturb me one more time, i shall push you into the river". the muaji disturbed the rock again. so the rock pushed the mauji into the river.

so funny right? yeah. ok. i tell you another joke.

one day jack wanted to send a letter to jill. so he put a letter into a bottle and sent it down the river. the next day, jill went to the river. what did she see?
she saw the muaji!


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Three vampires were on a tree, each bragging about being the best vampire of the three. All of the sudden, Vampire A flew away and came back within 10 seconds. His mouth was so full with fresh blood, excess of the blood were dripping from his mouth.

Vampire A : “You see that house?”
Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire A : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire B then flew out of the tree, and came back in 5 seconds. Blood dripped from his mouth too.

Vampire B : “You see that village?”
Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire B : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire C then flew out of the tree, and came back in 2 seconds. Blood dripped not only from his mouth too, but was also all over his face.

Vampire C : “You see that tree there?”
Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”
Vampire C : “I didn’t.”

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Actually it's not so bad -- Sometimes lame jokes can be lame until very funny - If you get what I mean - Hahaha

I have this one which my friends told me [I thought it was funny, but oh well] -

A Pancake + A ChineseBun.

Pancake always bully Bun. Bun warned Pancake to stop but it didnt. Thus, Bun pushed Pancake into the sea out of anger.

@_@

One man + One woman.
They promised to meet each other by the beach months later.
The day arrived, the man too, but not the woman. The man saw a shoe on the beach - Thinking it was the woman, he thought that she was in danger - Thus the police helped in the investigation.

They found something floating on the sea.

It was the Pancake!

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what the fuckedy fuck was that all about?
am i supposed to be laughing?

A Different Entity

The Ravings of an Unknown,
Masquerading as one not shown,

a claim, an announcement unannounced,
a name, an annonymous unpronounced.
a reputation, tainted and unrenowned,
a useless faith, faithful and unrenounced.

so why bother? claim a such,
where your claims unmatter much...
your voice unnamed, cannot be
known because you are, vis-à-vis
a completely different entity.




no you fuck off

Herbalism For The Soul

The soul has to be treated slowly, like herbal medicine. theres no antidote or painkiller if your soul gets sick. its usually slow to recover and often not entirely.

i tried hinting, and i got a hint back instead lol, or at least it felt like a hint (i hope). but following my instincts, im going to follow my instincts and follow the hints laid down before me.

the hint was -"be patient". and apparently its a definate

they say, well no actually i say "Love outlasts Patience itself". not the other way round.

and YET again i ask myself, is it love then? well, im beyond patient, so it must be :)









who am i kidding?

New Thorns For The Bush

you gotta be absofuukinglutely joking right?
4 words-

"i.HATE.essays.thatrequireyoutodefineyourowntopicandstructure".

geeeeeZUS, i mean, just bloody give us a topic or a qeustion! are you too lazy to think of one? or just cant be fucked at all?

im sick of having to read through entire friggin fuckcuments just to get a question, then read thru all the fukuments again to get the gist outta it.

ARGHWTFBBQ






*ahem* there..that felt better

Role Reversal

i think theres been a mistake..
i never had an angel or a goddess or a diety watching over me.

(***WARNING egotistical statementS ahead WARNING***)

i think ive become "it". there are so many things i want to just "slap it on your face" and make sure you see it, like a true religion, but heaven forbids.

its really like what i have predicted, this is the longest "angel and mortal" game ive ever played. trying to help and protect someone but doing it discreetly?

its tiresome.

like how god doesnt just raise the ocean from the floor, or, split the sky in two or detonate mount everest for the sake of recruiting disciples. doing those said above then go "TADAAA! im god! beleive in me for i have the capacity to detonate stuff! *looks at you waist down*"

why he/she doesnt do that no mortal shall ever know. same here, i dont know why i would wanna do these things.

i come home everyday waiting for that star-adorned name on my computer screen, to my dismay shes hardly there, never even.

unlike the "real" gods that we know, any prayer or questions she would ask, i will answer almost immediately. any worldly help she require, i would be more than happy to do it.

i know how Jesus feels now, "all you have to do, is accept and believe". hehe, pretty weird huh?

ive been rejecting Christianity since the 1st time it has abandoned me. now i can feel its calling, but being the hard head that i am, im going to deny it again. just like it has done to me.

besides, theres no "karma" in christianity. so theres no cause and reaction :)

anyway,

if theres something in the world i want to do, it would be just telling her...

"I am right here..."

i hope god would tell me that in my face. but im pretty sure thats not what she wants.

its tiresome what im doing, but i dont see the reason to stop, nor the reason to continue. i will let "Fate", decide for once.

and boy isnt Fate slow..